Boobs.
America.
Poorly timed dick jokes.
-Connor Wiles, son of Scott and first of my name. King of the Fatmen, Lord of the Whiskeylands and Protector of the Elk.

15th September 2014

Photo reblogged from They call me a redneck, I reckon that I am. with 2,766 notes

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15th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Where did Pete Wentz??? with 371,436 notes

lifeisdisney:

we need to talk about shrek more

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15th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from h e l l a with 114,028 notes

the-absolute-best-posts:

agentsokka:

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15th September 2014

Photo reblogged from They call me a redneck, I reckon that I am. with 4,792 notes

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15th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Never Changing Who I Am* with 546,997 notes

pr1nc3ssp34ch:

itstimeforaholiday:

This is literally me and my friends

I FEEL LIKE I WAS JUST SENT BACK IN TIME TO FUCKING MIDDLE SCHOOL

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15th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tattoo Goddess with 26 notes

15th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Sky is the Limit with 459,833 notes

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

sir-hathaway:

gryffinpoor:

dudemanbropants:

gryffinpoor:

thepreciousthing:

the-ordinary-nerd:

ask-or-rp-with-will-petrisous:

squad16:

finalellipsis:

bestnatesmithever:

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

Source: ultrafacts

15th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Miss Vadam, or Mrs. Vadam. Still Thel's wife with 272,402 notes

wemarchalone:


“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“
“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”
“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“
“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

wemarchalone:

“Oh hey man didn’t see you there how’s it go-“

“BLAWUHGLAUHGLAUH”

“Excuse me Jimmy wha-“

“BLAWUHALSJAULBAW”

THIS STILL MAKES ME LAUGH A LOT FDSLKJFDSSFD

15th September 2014

Photo reblogged from The Meaning of 42 with 328,204 notes

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Yeah but have you seen this 

image

Source: nowyoukno

9th September 2014

Audio post reblogged from AdeleSource with 245 notes - Played 1,350 times

Adele - Skyfall (acapella)

9th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Kiss and Tell with 210,407 notes

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

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9th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Welcome To Hell with 3,416 notes

weedjoke420:

tru

weedjoke420:

tru

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9th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Welcome To Hell with 497,564 notes

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

#what does the crayon define as an emergency

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9th September 2014

Photo reblogged from standing on the fringes of life. with 106,509 notes

h0odrich:

somefagonyourdash:

bruh


it’s lit

h0odrich:

somefagonyourdash:

bruh

it’s lit

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9th September 2014

Video reblogged from graceless with 69,218 notes

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