casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are
My education in a nutshell
Cutest fucking alien in existence
You sure about that
Damn the Disney fandom just reclaimed its post
And belted the crap out of the Whovians
Four for you, Stitch fandom.
He is not an alien but he is Adorable:
Anonymous asked: You better pRAY to god you don't get any more Ray puns.
What if colleges only made you pay the percentage of tuition that you failed, so if you got an average of 86 for the year you’d only have to pay 14% of the tuition, but if you got a 94 then it’d only be 6%. That way we’d be rewarding the success and even if you flunked the semester, you still wouldn’t have to pay for ALL of the tuition
You are the future.
there’s a rumor going around my school that a girl in choir got suspended for fingering herself in class uh
ur school wins
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
Probably a green-screen to be fair
Last night I got an unprompted text from a random number. I went with it.
THIS IS A REALLY FUCKING ACCURATE TORTOISE IMPRESSIONS OKay
this is i m p o r t a an t
wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???
Wait what? Then what do they use?
they don’t have a word
what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??
the fuck is a fortnight
It’s a word for ‘two weeks’
We say “two weeks”
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