Boobs.
America.
Poorly timed dick jokes.
-Connor Wiles, son of Scott and first of my name. King of the Fatmen, Lord of the Whiskeylands and Protector of the Elk.

21st July 2014

Audio post reblogged from In Penny Lane We Trust with 4,544 notes - Played 10,409 times

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23rd June 2014

Link

Washington no. →

Photoshops I’ve made that amuse me.

TO ANY THAT WANT IT, THIS IS MY NEW PLACE OF RESIDENCE.

Tagged: got me some new digsphotoshop

22nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from Where did Pete Wentz??? with 273,155 notes

irontargaryen:


*cracks neck* my time has come

irontargaryen:

*cracks neck* my time has come

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22nd June 2014

Post reblogged from Welcome to with 292,667 notes

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

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22nd June 2014

Post

I think I’m going to retire this blog, I fucked up and I can’t access the email it’s linked to and I want to start a new blog featuring photoshops that I’m working on. I’ll link anyone that wants it at a later time and I may come back to this one.

22nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from Welcome to with 682,598 notes

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

kanayahummel:

theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:

image

oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 

100 degrees in England


 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

Source: typicalmichiganders

22nd June 2014

Photoset reblogged from my masterpiece will fall apart with 11,406 notes

ladyhistory:

Some more of those Captioned Adventures of George Washington things.

PART I | PART II | PART III | PART IV | PART V | PART VI | PART VII

Source: ladyhistory

22nd June 2014

Video reblogged from Fupacabra with 372,860 notes

memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

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22nd June 2014

Photoset reblogged from h e l l a with 193,652 notes

blue-eyed-hanji:

raindropstumble:

peanutsareforpussies:

Harry Potter cast members staring in other movie/tv roles

seriously
for John Cleese you put down the pink panther 2
why

image

image

French Taunter (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

ffeh amatures

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22nd June 2014

Photoset reblogged from Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust with 171,039 notes

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22nd June 2014

Post reblogged from I'm gay. with 171,008 notes

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

Source: webabuser

22nd June 2014

Video reblogged from eat me joe biden with 186,470 notes

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22nd June 2014

Video reblogged from I'm gay. with 95,541 notes

metallicpunk:

I have found the mother of all fuck her right in the pussy videos

Source: metallicpunk

22nd June 2014

Post reblogged from Sunshine & Whiskey. with 239,974 notes

lonelytreestump:

My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

Source: lonelytreestump

22nd June 2014

Photo reblogged from Tumblr Seasons with 435 notes

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