Boobs.
America.
Poorly timed dick jokes.
-Connor Wiles, son of Scott and first of my name. King of the Fatmen, Lord of the Whiskeylands and Protector of the Elk.

30th August 2014

Photo reblogged from my masterpiece will fall apart with 74,582 notes

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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30th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Hamburger Time with 207 notes

kuller99:

Cat Cannon Trip

kuller99:

Cat Cannon Trip

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29th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from I'm Never Changing Who I Am* with 54,953 notes

capricorn-onthe-cob:

I DON’T EVEN WATCH THIS STUPID SHOW AND IM DYING

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29th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from sleeping is giving in with 7,375 notes

breaking bad + tumblr text posts (2/?)

x

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29th August 2014

Post reblogged from They call me a redneck, I reckon that I am. with 133,169 notes

REBLOG if you are hella bored and wouldn’t mind some curious anons.

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28th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Where is my mind? with 112,980 notes

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

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27th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Everything Makes Me Cry with 56,693 notes

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

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27th August 2014

Photoset reblogged from O Captain, my Captain with 1,653 notes

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27th August 2014

Post reblogged from Fuck Yeah Rooster Teeth Productions with 3,209 notes

deductionhunters:

ragehappyhunter:

my favorite part of any lets play is when geoff immediately shuts down anyone making a red vs blue reference

Personally I’m a fan of when he’s the one to make an RvB reference and then one of the other guys immediately makes him regret it

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25th August 2014

Photo reblogged from Someday the Dream Will End with 22 notes

defieroffate:

Same here Dale.

defieroffate:

Same here Dale.

23rd August 2014

Audio post reblogged from ryan the finger guy with 2,872 notes - Played 12,641 times

Remember before when I was talking about smelly garbage standing around being useless? That was a metaphor. I was actually talking about you. And I’m sorry. You didn’t react at the time, so I was worried it sailed right over your head. Which would have made this apology seem insane. That’s why I had to call you garbage a second time just now.

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23rd August 2014

Video reblogged from No-Yes with 56,278 notes

thenimbus:

askfordoodles:

ashashi-corner:

HE DID NOT GET ROB PAULSEN TO DO THIS

HE DID NOT

NOSTALGIA CRITIC HOW—!!!

YES

OH MY FUCKING GOD

I’m so happy this exists.

Source: saraarp

23rd August 2014

Post reblogged from Sunshine & Whiskey. with 333,153 notes

swonb:

ambulanceinertia:

Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve

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21st August 2014

Post reblogged from The Fake AH Crew with 21,187 notes

thefakeahcrew:

laugh like Geoff

play like Gavin

rule like Ryan

win like Ray

fight like Micheal

persevere like Jack

don’t just live life, achieve it

21st August 2014

Video reblogged from hello aleks with 3,548 notes

mayom90:

How I wake up every morning

Source: mayom90