Boobs.
America.
Poorly timed dick jokes.
-Connor Wiles, son of Scott and first of my name. King of the Fatmen, Lord of the Whiskeylands and Protector of the Elk.

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Effervescent Electric Elephant with 189,492 notes

kwmurphy:

geardrops:

world cup is so good this year you guys

"Define ‘goal!’ Define ‘goal’ dammit!" 

Source: toadelevatingmoment

28th July 2014

Post reblogged from So It Goes... with 533,341 notes

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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Source: manda

28th July 2014

Chat reblogged from Faith, Trust, and Pixie Dust with 866,703 notes

Ask me about my body. (¬‿¬)

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Back: Are you a virgin?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
  • Brain: Anything you want to ask

Source: concealdontfeelit

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from peace.love&gallifrey. with 72,684 notes

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

kittsman:

The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth.

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

He is a noble knight in days of old!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

agelfeygelach:

kittsman:

The mightiest warrior, Sir Pigglesworth.

i didn’t know what i needed to see to motivate me this morning. Apparently it was a cavy in bronze scale. Gods bless.

He is a noble knight in days of old!

Source: kittsman

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from little piece of me with 387,398 notes

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling



Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

lavender-ice:

darthmoonmoon:

doritofu:

hifumiyamadadono:

buttselfie:

nylonsubmissive:

ladydontmind:

freeing-my-mind:

nep-to-the-dubstep:

usbdongle:

raphnarock:

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

same

same

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

Bones next to the butt are nice

Butt bones are the best bones.

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

Basically.

I’m laughing so hard

Source: raphnarock

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from So It Goes... with 83,685 notes

swimproving:

swimmerlifestyle:

swimproving:

I don’t get the last one, what’s wrong with it??

REB SONI FARTED

as perf as rebecca soni is i’m not even bothered

Source: lolgifs.net

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from So It Goes... with 70,392 notes

Source: unamusedsloth

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from open your mind with 23,440 notes

thefawnprincess:

This looks so so lovely, I wouldn’t mind this.

thefawnprincess:

This looks so so lovely, I wouldn’t mind this.

Source: allgroweary

28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from It's FeliBear. with 9,050 notes

hideyourbandmembers:

My favorite tweet ever

hideyourbandmembers:

My favorite tweet ever

Source: hideyourbandmembers

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from Nani Pa with 80,877 notes

princess-caboose:

mrdecraprio:

excuse you

wHO DID THIS.

Source: mrdecraprio

28th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from For we rise at 9:30! with 31,797 notes

Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

Source: fem-arts

27th July 2014

Audio post reblogged from Yesterday Night with 5 notes - Played 40 times

blondesandwhitesheets:

"When the shadows of this life have gone

I’ll fly away

Like a bird from these prison walls I’ll fly

I’ll fly away

I’ll fly away, oh glory

I’ll fly away in the morning

When I die hallelujah by and by

I’ll fly away

Oh how glad and happy when we meet

I’ll fly away.

No more cold iron shackles on my feet

I’ll fly away

27th July 2014

Audio post reblogged from Yesterday Night with 8 notes - Played 32 times

blondesandwhitesheets:

"It’s fare thee well my old true lover

I never except to see you again…..”

27th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Shitlord with 12 notes

exxxmilitary:

I am 99.9 percent sure this is not how the movie went

exxxmilitary:

I am 99.9 percent sure this is not how the movie went

26th July 2014

Photoset reblogged from niles crane and i share an understanding with 686 notes

Wire.

Source: whalebiology