Boobs.
America.
Poorly timed dick jokes.
-Connor, son of Scott, heir to House Wiles and first of my name

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from “I Do what I want." with 20,962 notes

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

Source: yourmediahasproblems

22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Imagining Sisyphus Happy with 294,398 notes

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

Source: australian-government

22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from hi there :) with 184 notes

Source: safocker

22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from hi there :) with 54,227 notes

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

Source: genderthief

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from Imagining Sisyphus Happy with 29,542 notes

akapine006:

superwholockalypse:

i-face-thehorizon:

altonym:

thecoppercow:

altonym:

tyrabanksonabudget:

PLEASE SCAN YOUR CLUBC-CLUBCARD ACCEPTED

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

PLEASE TAKE YOUR ITEMS

UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

AND THEN WHEN YOU TAKE IT OUT

PLEASE PLACE ITEM IN BAGGING AREA

PLEASE TAKE YOUR CHANGE

NOTES ARE DISPENSED BELOW THE SCANNER

OMFG

I CAN HEAR IT HER VOICE IS IN MY HEAD

Source: tyrabanksonabudget

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from hi there :) with 504,916 notes

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

Source: slutwhat

22nd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Reflections with 42,179 notes

riseandreign:

Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….

Way to be a dick.

Source: riseandreign

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from haveanicerestofyourlife with 133,074 notes

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

image

Source: jonnovstheinternet

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from hi there :) with 323,526 notes

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

Source: kim-jong-chill

22nd April 2014

Post reblogged from haveanicerestofyourlife with 8,773 notes

no:

goldenturdtwopointoh:

cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares

damn btch get laid

Source: goldenturdtwopointoh

22nd April 2014

Photo reblogged from moist and unstable with 239,744 notes

thealphapigeon:

troye-the-juicy-boy:

jennarallyamazing:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

But when you put the letters g & i together they make the j sound, like giraffe..




Cough.Gift.

thealphapigeon:

troye-the-juicy-boy:

jennarallyamazing:

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

But when you put the letters g & i together they make the j sound, like giraffe..

image

Cough.

Gift.

Source: panerasexual

21st April 2014

Photoset reblogged from find me in the drift with 187,592 notes

your-glasgow-smile:

"EXCUSE Me how dare u"

Source: alxbngala

21st April 2014

Photo reblogged from find me in the drift with 121,648 notes

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

Source: reddit.com

21st April 2014

Photo reblogged from I'm gay. with 38,615 notes

Source: collegehumor

21st April 2014

Photo reblogged from a teenage vow in a parking lot with 64,243 notes

Source: mrmortymortician